'Twas the night before Christmas and all through my house
Wasn't shit going on because I don't celebrate Christmas.
My socks were on the floor because I threw them there
In the hopes that maybe tomorrow I'll feel like doing laundry.
The cats were acting shady in the shadows of night
Just to trip me up when I tried to go to the bathroom.
My woman in her afro and I in my drawls
Were watching crappy sci fi movies from the library.
When outside my door, there arose such a clatter
Who's that peeking in my window?
Pow. Nobody now.