On a walk through the Rose Garden with artsy friend DJ, Blue decides it's time for a beer. Let's listen in on the conversation between them.
Dj: but it's only 3:30 in the afternoon!
Blue: So? It's 5:00 somewhere dammit!
Dj: Blue, I think you're an alcoholic.
Blue: Well, since you're doing all this thinking, why don't you help me figure out how to get a beer?