Send Blue's Black Ass Back To Africa

Over the past few months, I have been more frequently called a "racist" by white people who don't have a sense of humor. I totally understand their plight. I have commented way too much about the oppression of people of color in this culture without giving lip service to the poor and degenerate white people who work really hard to procure the wealth that they (1) stole from the natives and (2) that their slaves worked so hard to build for them. I and my team have devised a solution to this problem: the Send Blue's Black Ass Back To Africa, or SBBABTA initiative. If you're a white person (or any other person for that matter) who gets offended by the rhetoric used in my music and commentary, please donate to this fund today! Once I have raised $2million, I will happily take my black ass back to Africa. Once in Africa, I will only complain about shit that bothers me over there, which, for the most part, should not include racist American whites. With your help, we can send more black asses back to Africa! HOORAY!

$1-$10: sponsors at this level will receive a picture of Blue and a story of triumph and hard work that will warm your heart and make you feel just that less racist.

$11-$50: sponsors at this level will receive a picture of Blue, a story of triumph and hard work that will make you feel less racist, and a shout out on Blue's Blog!!

$51-$150: sponsors at this level will receive a picture of Blue, a story of triumph and hard work, a shout out on the blog, and mp3 downloads of Blue's entire catalog including the hip bangin' songs GTFOHWTBS, Bitches Be Trippin', Don't Get Your Ass Beat (By The Police), and Stay in the Car!

$151-$500: sponsors at this level will receive all the shit mentioned before AND a T-Shirt that reads the following: "I JUST SENT A BLACK PERSON BACK TO AFRICA!!"

$501-$1500: sponsors at this level will receive all that other shit along with Blue's Race Card. Blue will never be able to play it on you again!

$1500- $5000: sponsors at this level will get all that other shit AND a nice young black girl to warm their bed. She'll probably want some food, so just plan on having food available.

$5001-$100,000: sponsors at this level get all that other shit AND a Mexican! Yes. You will get a Mexican.

$100,001-$1,000,000: sponsors at this level will get all that shit already listed and 2 black people to run your weed directly to you for an entire month!!! (Note: you still have to buy the weed separate).

$1,000,000 +: sponsors at this level get all that other shit AND a special place at the table of peace and love because you have truly committed to your very own value system and deserve all the riches and glory associated with that.

Love,
Blue

Click the image to download Black And Mild, the soundtrack to getting Blue's Black Ass Back to Africa! Choose your donation amount! 
This brought to you by the SBBABTA initiative and the Coalition of Whites for a Guilt Free America.